"Probable nor'east to sou'west winds, varying to the soutard and westard and eastard and points between; high and low bar..."

"H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?..."

"You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pullin..."