"In doing this there needs to be no bloodshed or violence; and there shall be none, unless it be forced upon the national..."

"He says he'll pinch a penny so hard, he'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark with the scars. Unt..."

"Hey, Mrs. Abraham Lincoln. Other than your husband's fucking brains that were leaking, how'd you think that play was thi..."